Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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