he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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