ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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