i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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