The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Houston, we have a blender
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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