don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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