it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How's work?
Spinning.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Randomize
