Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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