I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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