you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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