I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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