just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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