i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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