READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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