After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize