how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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