My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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