I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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