Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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