A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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