sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize