oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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