Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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