I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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go home
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
MIDGETS
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There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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