Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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