no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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