i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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