I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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