On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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