I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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