I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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