North Korea, Best Korea!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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