he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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