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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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