he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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