no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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