M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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