it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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