she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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