I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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