Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just googled if crying burns calories
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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