Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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