we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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