Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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