I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
