no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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