she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
