dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize