She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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