based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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