He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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