I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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