She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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