I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Is Oprah even human
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
