I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Randomize
