Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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